{"id":666,"date":"2026-01-26T16:25:59","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T16:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viralspotlight26.com\/?p=666"},"modified":"2026-01-26T16:25:59","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T16:25:59","slug":"a-little-boy-got-a-0-on-a-geography-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viralspotlight26.com\/?p=666","title":{"rendered":"A little boy got a 0 on a geography exam."},"content":{"rendered":"
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A little boy boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said. His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office.<\/p>\n

In the meantime, we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d<\/p>\n

She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal. Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal. She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n

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\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far. \u2026<\/p>\n

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The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A young woman walks into a prestige car sales room. Looks around at all the Porsches, Lamborghini\u2019s, Jags etc., and says to the salesman. \u201cCan I have the red one?\u201d \u2013 a top of the range Porsche.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll pay cash!\u201d and starts taking handfuls of cash out of a carrier bag until she gets to the right price. The deal is finalised very quickly and the girl drives it away. She is back 2 days later, \u201cI want my money back\u2026 it smell awfully bad when I use the brakes,\u201d she states emphatically.<\/p>\n

Not wanting to lose the sale (having taken cash and fiddled the books) the manager decides to ride in the car with her\u2026 in case she is not driving it properly. He gets in and she roars out of the dealership, drops it into second gear at 55 mph, floors the pedal again and slips into 3rd at 80mph does a handbrake turn into a country lane and then really starts to accelerate. 120mph into 4th gear; 5th at 145mph.<\/p>\n

The engine is screaming, trying to leap out of the bonnet when it reaches 170mph. The scenery is a green blur the G-force has him pinned in the seat. In the distance, to his relief, the barriers of a level crossing are beginning to come down and she will have to slow down (he thinks!) instead the pitch of the engine increases.<\/p>\n

100 yards from the crossing she slams on the brakes and the car stops inches from the barrier. \u201cCan you smell it?\u201d she says. \u201cSMELL IT?<\/p>\n

I\u2019M SITTING IN IT!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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