Store Manager:
\n\u201cI saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?\u201d<\/p>\n
Salesclerk: \u201cYes, Sir.<\/p>\n
The customer is always right.\u201d<\/p>\n
Store Manager: \u201cThat\u2019s better. Now what were you arguing with the customer about?\u201d<\/p>\n
Salesclerk: \u201cWell, Sir, he said you were an idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n
A customer at Green\u2019s Gourmet Grocery marvels at the proprietor\u2019s quick wit and intelligence. \u201cTell me, Green, what makes you so smart?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI wouldn\u2019t share my secret with just anyone,\u201d Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won\u2019t hear.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut since you\u2019re a good and faithful customer, I\u2019ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you\u2019ll be positively brilliant.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou sell them here?\u201d the customer asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly $4 each,\u201d says Green. The customer buys three. A week later, he\u2019s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn\u2019t any smarter.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou didn\u2019t eat enough,\u201d says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he\u2019s back and this time he\u2019s really angry.<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, Green,\u201d he says, \u201cYou\u2019re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You\u2019re ripping me off!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou see?\u201d says Green. \u201cYou\u2019re smarter already.\u201d<\/p>\n
Two husbands were discussing their married lives.<\/p>\n
Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Chad said, \u201cI\u2019ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWow!\u201d said Sherm, \u201chow did you manage that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s easy,\u201d replied Chad.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy last word is always \u2018Yes, Dear.\u2019 \u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"