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\nA farmer was running back home when it started to rain. Then suddenly he slipped and fell into a muddy puddle. Suddenly lightning flashed across the sky.<\/p>\n
The farmer annoyed shouted to the sky saying:<\/p>\n
\u201cFirst you get me wet. Then you put mud all over my clothes. Now, as if that wasn\u2019t enough YOU\u2019RE TAKING A PHOTO OF ME !!!!\u201d.<\/p>\n
I was at a museum,
\nand I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take pictures. He told me no, as they had to stay on the walls. A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.<\/p>\n
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. \u201cHey Wilmer!\u201d the farmer yelled. \u201cForget your troubles.<\/p>\n
Come in and have a bite with us. Then I\u2019ll help you get the wagon up.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s mighty nice of you,\u201d Wilmer answered. \u201cBut I don\u2019t think Pa would like me to.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAw, come on.\u201d the farmer insisted.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell okay,\u201d the boy finally agreed, and added, \u201cBut Pa won\u2019t like it.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a hearty dinner, Wilmer thanked his host. \u201cI feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be foolish!\u201d the neighbour said with a smile. \u201cBy the way, where is your Pa?\u201d<\/p>\n
Wilmer replied, \u201cUnder the wagon.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"