{"id":984,"date":"2026-01-30T16:42:29","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T16:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viralspotlight26.com\/?p=984"},"modified":"2026-01-30T16:42:29","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T16:42:29","slug":"mums-drivers-licence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/viralspotlight26.com\/?p=984","title":{"rendered":"Mum\u2019s driver\u2019s licence"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend\u2019s house for a play date. \u201cMommy,\u201d the little girl asks, \u201chow old are you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHoney, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,\u201d the mother replied. \u201cIt\u2019s not polite.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOK\u201d, the little girl says, \u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNow really,\u201d the mother says, \u201cthose are personal questions and are really none of your business.\u201d<\/p>\n

Undaunted, the little girl asks, \u201cWhy did you and Daddy get a divorce?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cThat\u2019s enough questions, young lady!<\/p>\n

Honestly!\u201d<\/p>\n

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. \u201cMy Mom won\u2019t tell me anything about her,\u201d the little girl says to her friend. \u201cWell,\u201d says the friend, \u201call you need to do is look at her driver\u2019s license.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s like a report card, it has everything on it.\u201d<\/p>\n

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, \u201cI know how old you are. You are 32.\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother is surprised and asks, \u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI also know that you weigh 130 pounds.\u201d<\/p>\n

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. \u201cHow in Heaven\u2019s name did you find that out?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd,\u201d the little girl says triumphantly, \u201cI know why you and daddy got a divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh really?\u201d the mother asks.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBecause you got an F in s*x.\u201d<\/p>\n

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, \u201cWhy are some of your hairs white, Mom?\u201d<\/p>\n

Her mother replied, \u201cWell, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.\u201d<\/p>\n

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, \u201cMomma, how come ALL of grandma\u2019s hairs are white?\u201d<\/p>\n

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served.<\/p>\n

When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. \u201cLogan, wait until we say our prayer,\u201d his mother reminded him. \u201cI don\u2019t have to,\u201d the little boy replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course you do,\u201d his mother insisted, \u201cwe say a prayer before eating at our house.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s at our house,\u201d Logan explained, \u201cbut this is Grandma\u2019s house and she knows how to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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